This is the untold story of Wood, or, rather, Wardy Joubert III.Īfter days of Googling and following leads that went nowhere, I got a break. So I set off to find out even more about who he was as a person beyond his large penis and meme infamy, and I did. I'd hate to think that one day, when I'm gone, the only thing people might know about me is that I once fell on a cactus while drunk off Bud Light.

It seemed unfair to tie a bow on a person's legacy based on just two things from his years on earth.

All I really knew about this man was that he had done a jerk-off video at some point in his life, and that he had died.